Growing up I had a rough childhood. The kids in my grade school always used to call me nicknames. “Hey ‘NICKNAMES’ come here!”
I used to date a clown. We kept going through breakups, but we did have a lot of good makeup sex!
The other day I was on Tinder and I was so excited that I met my boo. Yeah, she ghosted me…
If the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup, you’ve probably made a lot of poor life decisions.
I used to date a deer. I think I was too fast for her. I took her to this restaurant, made this sudden move and she was gone!
Harry Artin 